Saturday, December 19, 2009

Merry Christmas

Ah, Christmas time. A time of family, friends, food, and gift giving. that last is the one everyone thinks of isn't it?

I think I've discovered a secret subliminal message.

"Merry Christmas"

Who said it - What it means

Random Stranger - "I'm being polite"
Postal Worker - Thanks for the Extra hours
Retail worker - Your signing my check buying here
Panera Employee - Got out of the way there are 20 people in line behind you
Your boss - Glad YOU get holidays off

Ah, good ol' American Capitalism is alive and well...

1 comment:

jessie said...

lol where is the cynical button? I did enjoy this post though. A different direction from your others. You know how much I like variety. :)